jodiamandis:

sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

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That’s beautiful

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la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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talkingsoup:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

you guys wanna hear a joke

ok ok ok ok 

how many ears does captain kirk have??

thREE

A LEFT EAR, A RIGHT EAR

AND A FINAL FRONT EAR

DAMN YOU

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